I can’t even feel superior to everyone when theirs so many arch installers!! I use real arch btw. I thought “I guess I should go to Gentoo” but then wait, CHROMEOS IS A GENTOO INSTALLER!
I feel like we only have two options now
- Ascend to BSD-land
- Ironically supporting Windows Unironically
edit: I have decided to replace my debian laptop with BSD
Haiku
- Ascend to BSD-land. Start with FreeBSD.
- Once that becomes mainstream, go to OpenBSD, then NetBSD, then the very-rarely-used DragonflyBSD.
- Once that becomes mainstream (probably never, but still possible theoretically) switch to OpenIndiana, the FOSS version of Solaris.
- Then you can go to something even weirder, like the obsolete IRIX, the mysterious Plan 9/9front/Inferno, or the Rusty alpha-stage Redox OS.
Nixos. Definitely more complicated, but better, and superior 😎
My PC is an electro mechanical pinball table from 1971 (Williams Klondike, btw) running Puppy Linux.
TempleOS or make your own
Haiku. It’s a reimplementation of BeOS.
Alternatively, you could use ReactOS and make it look as windows-like as possible, and then go and post on Windows support forums with solutions to problems that work for ReactOS but not for actual Windows, and then play dumb while calling them dumb when it doesn’t work for them.
I use arch btw.
Haiku or some port of AmigaOS, sadly forgot its name and I’m too lazy to Qwant it.
Abandon technology and become a farmer.
This is the actual answer btw
John Deere support technician wrings his hands greedily.
What part of “abandon technology” was unclear?
They part where you can actually make enough money to pay the taxes on your land. ;)
Does a 60 years old tractor even count as technology? :)
TempelOS?
Upgrade to CathedralOS time
BazaarOS will be functional way before CathedralOS gets off the ground.
This is the only correct answer.
Unless OP is a chicken who can’t hack it!? Temple has everything I need and nothing I don’t.
Just live program your system from scratch every time you start your computer
If you’re not on TempleOS, you were never really serious about feeling superior


The closest we have come to god
Arch? So weak. I do everything only using the bios.
Never go full BSD!
NixOS. And be really annoying about declarative software environments
Make your own, coward. No distro so niche as one that has half a user because it’s hardly usable.







