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fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
* zones out for 5 minutes *
…don’t quote AI like it is smarter than me.
… eat ass.
🫡
am.
Have a nice butt
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
*minutes
…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.
… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
…at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
Don’t shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
Can suck off 5 guys
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin’ ADD.
“Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one.”
ADD has made us superheros!
The greatest part of having a brain that is a “junk drawer” of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the “why the fuck do you know that?!” Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Lol!!!
Like I said… Superheros!
Use Lemmy.
