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minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoIt’s weird to think about how I will never be involved in as much human sex as I have been involved (by randomly walking in the middle of) random plant sex. We humans just don’t do sex aggressively enough to keep up.
minus-squaredzsimbo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoYou’re telling me you don’t hide in the brush and jerk off onto random hikers?
It’s weird to think about how I will never be involved in as much human sex as I have been involved (by randomly walking in the middle of) random plant sex. We humans just don’t do sex aggressively enough to keep up.
You’re telling me you don’t hide in the brush and jerk off onto random hikers?
Not as much as plants do anyway…