I get multiple salesmen on my porch every year telling me that a lush green lawn can be so easy. All I have to do is pay someone to poison it, cut it, paint it, fertilize it, and water it. Starting to think the problem is the grass, not the weeds and bugs. (JK, way past starting)
Meanwhile, I intentionally got a plot on it’s own little hill so that the runoff from all my neighbors doing that shit doesn’t poison the small slice of dirt I have to grow food on.
I get multiple salesmen on my porch every year telling me that a lush green lawn can be so easy. All I have to do is pay someone to poison it, cut it, paint it, fertilize it, and water it. Starting to think the problem is the grass, not the weeds and bugs. (JK, way past starting)
Meanwhile, I intentionally got a plot on it’s own little hill so that the runoff from all my neighbors doing that shit doesn’t poison the small slice of dirt I have to grow food on.