• Nougat@fedia.io
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    3 days ago

    A friend, in the market for a new car, asked me if he should get a Sentra or a Jetta.

    I related all the reasons why a Sentra would be a better choice than a Jetta, and then said, “So if it was me, I would get the Jetta, because that is clearly the wrong choice.”

  • jqubed@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I honestly can’t remember if I took my meds this morning. I think I did, but I’m not sure. Can’t take them again just in case because if I take too much my heart goes zoooooom

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 days ago

      Gotta get one of those pill bottles that have a cap with a timer showing how long since you opened it

      • jendrik@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3 days ago

        I would open the bottle, then remember that i need to Walter my plants and never think about the meds for the next 3 days.

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        2 days ago

        I got one of those boxes with small containers with weekdays printed on them. So I just need go look for the box of the day to see if I’ve took it.

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    2 days ago

    Cons:

    1. Someone at work said something and I felt bad. So I’m not gonna take anymore for the rest of the day~
    2. I woke up too late… Meh, it’s too much work to figure out when to take them.
    3. I hyperfocused on something and skipped my alarm, now I’m an hour late to my dose. Oh well, maybe I should just skip this one.
    4. I accidentally took a double, oops. Let me minus one off from later in the day.
    5. Did I just take it? I did remember taking it, I think, maybe? But I forgot to mark it off… Or was it a memory from yesterday? Oh well, guess I wouldn’t really know now, so I’m just not going to take another.
    6. I just don’t feel like it today.
    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 days ago

      Be real, we were just going to stare at the ceiling wide awake for hours anyway. Id rather do the stimulant powernap.

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    3 days ago

    Cons: Anxiety, Dry mouth, Weakness, Stomachache, Headache, Weight loss, Constipation, Less interest in sex, Unusual sense of well-being, Difficulty keeping an erection, Twitching…

  • Sal@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Me, 2 hours later: “Why can’t I concentrate on anything- OH SHIT”