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      Oscar would be red hat?

      Would Dwight be arch?

      If we allow any *nix, I think Stanley should be AIX.

      Creed would be Tails.

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        Dwight would be Artix. Michael would be Arch. Ryan, I think Manjaro, banished to the cupboard. The short-lived “I’m aware of the effect I have on women” manager would be Nix.

        Jim is Debian, Pam is Mint, and (guy who was engaged to Pam and I can’t remember his name) is Ubuntu.

        Judgemental and sanctimonious cat lady might be Guix or GNU/Hurd, always on the others’ ass about not being “free” enough. Kevin is either Gentoo or LFS.

        And the warehouse staff, who actually get shit done, are the BSDs.