minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldtogrimdank@lemmy.world•All praise to the OmnissiahlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 days agoDo you know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story? A fairy tale starts “Once upon a time in a far away land…”, and a sea story starts “I swear to fucking God this true, my buddy in Supply was there!..” linkfedilink
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldtogrimdank@lemmy.world•All praise to the OmnissiahlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoI’m an All Natural Instigator. linkfedilink
minus-squarestoicmaverick@lemmy.worldtogrimdank@lemmy.world•All praise to the OmnissiahlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoFormer Fire Controleman 2nd class here. Can confirm. linkfedilink
Do you know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story? A fairy tale starts “Once upon a time in a far away land…”, and a sea story starts “I swear to fucking God this true, my buddy in Supply was there!..”