“Ageless Linux Emerges” sounds all cosmic-horror for some reason?

…In the house of R’lyeh, Dead Tux lies dreaming

From the slow graveyard spiral that was so gentle we would never even notice when the future impacted with the fucking ground, to this:

Pitching the nose down 90° and kicking on the afterburners as we blast “rock you like a hurricane” while we hurdle to our doom.