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‘Ee’s a witch!

I missed it the first time - thanks for the repost! :)

The data was turned over during an investigation into a man who allegedly sent a threatening email to ​​Alexis Wilkins, the girlfriend of FBI director Kash Patel.

Great. Justice being done huh. Corrupt-ass motherfucking piece of shit continuing to use the office for himself and only himself.

Hows those Epstein files workin’ out Kash? Your congressional perjury indictment come through yet?

What the fuck is TBPN

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS, it’s Linux was my band in high school.

Great job FCC

So deleted everywhere except in the places you most wish it was deleted.

The maintainer says they have “a series of steering documents I generated that does cybersecurity checks and provides additional hardening” and “Note I also work in cybersecurity.”

Yeah, that’s a big no. No one ‘generates’ ‘steering documents’. No one I would take seriously, anyway.

One more thing - the project’s README has a “Support - Building My Daughter’s Future” section soliciting donations.

Yuck.

Oh, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!

Huh. Didn’t know that!

Stoats are awesome.

It’s gonna take ‘em at least eight hours to make that back

*snnkk*

Coffee. Black. Do it.

That’s your answer. You do the admin work, Jimmy does . . . whatever Jimmy does. Do not agree to manage him. Other than that, give him a sandbox and let him shit in it all he wants. He’ll get some taped-together shit to show off and people will find out it doesn’t work.

When he comes to you to fix it, be like;” I dunno man, have you asked ChatGPT? That’s a real headscratcher there. Well, gotta get back to my stuff.”

Just own your space and let him own his. When he comes for help, you can kind of rubber-duck it with him but thats it.

“Man, I dunno, but good luck. Sounds cool.” And - out.

I mean, keep your work explicitly separate, don’t let him touch your stuff and don’t help him with his, and wait for him to blow himself up.

After a bit they’ll come running to you to find out what happened. Just reload the back up and advise them he should not be on the server. He’ll talk them into getting back on the server and then he’ll break it again, and from there you can write your own ticket.

Guys like that I just can’t with anymore. “I know so much more than you” Sure thing, Dude. Now all I got for them is

*slow clap*

I’m actually speechless. But cackling.

I invented a fake bubonic plague that produces most of the pain and suffering but doesn’t actually kill anyone and is completely voluntary.

Where’s my parade?!

*Musical sting*