Ah yes, the blessed “self-regulating market”. So when will we finally reach it? It’s been some time after all, like hundreds of years now. We went through slavery, robber barons, gilded age, we’re going through deregulation, enshittification, rise of fascism, rush for recession. Oh man, we’re getting there, the bubble is about to burst and we’re about to witness the American dream for everyone!

You really do love your magnificent corporations, praising them for their infinite wits selling you lowest quality bullshit for the benefit of not you at all.

It will always bring joy to my heart seeing a common men awe for their corporate overlords for the most altruistic reasons, because how else should I call it? You don’t get nothing from their greed, and yet you clearly enjoy seeing how they operate.

But I thought the blessed capitalist optimization was all about providing the best possible product at the lowest possible price, so why do we pay the full price for the shittiest product possible for which the customers are still willing to pay?

Oh dear, why do you do this to yourself

sober up, chud