console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)

So you want it in your desktop Steam client? I don’t think that’s possible but I think there are browser extensions that integrate ProtonDB on the Steam website if I remember correctly. Not ideal but worth looking into?

What is stopping from using throw away domains, return 200 OK and JS redirect?

I think there is a difference between spending hours trying to understand a system or solving a problem vs hours of doomscrolling, brainrot and dopamine genocide