It would be very cool if there was a warning sign before you got to this stage so you knew to eat. Same for drinking and chronic headaches

I name them James and Bob, then immediately forget which is which and get confused.

… you may wish to use a different strategy

My first thought was a cannon that shoots basketballs. Not sure why there’s a coffin attached though

(Like in LEGO Star Wars in the bonus city thingy at the end of the game)

I saw a disgusting / distopian YouTube ad where the slogan at the end was “we invest in people because people grow the economy”. How money-focused have you got to be to think that’s a good thing?

Using “nuclear” as an example of how to correctly pronounce a different word is a bold choice