Like the world’s worst haiku.

I have a roomba, it is called “me with a vacuum”

All the robots became self aware and reformatted themselves

I seriously considered it and quickly ran into a technobabble of networking, no clear direction on plex vs jellyfish, no clear idea of what hardware to buy, etc.

“They made fun of my router settings!” sobs

Back to printing presses

It got hacked and now I’m really, really dry.

Dehydrate you

You can’t tolerate the intolerant

You won’t need to if he keeps cutting the FAA and other agencies

People are very willing to donate other’s time

I got banned from a bunch of subreddits because I had the nerve to leave a single comment in a conspiracy sub (I was calling one of them out). It was done by automods, no humans taking context into account. All of a sudden I got a stream of messages telling me I was banned.

97.2 million daily active users

More friends! More allies!