I just want you to know, I appreciated your deez nuts joke.

But it’s not ready because insert niche use case that only applies to me and no, I will not seek out open source alternatives to insert closed source software

That’s super cool! I’ve been wanting to setup an offsite backup rig at my parents place and using an old phone to run it would be super ideal but I just don’t have any hardware that’s compatible with postmarketOS. Maybe one day ill bite the bullet and just buy a compatible used phone to do it with.