i only use windows in a virtual machine where it belongs. even then, i have a gun pointed at the screen the whole time in case it tries anything silly

I may have issues I never had on windows but I have way fewer issues and if I mention them online roughly half the time a dude who develops the thing that caused it sees it and, completely unlike any microsoft employee, gives a fuck. I once mentioned that I experienced a bug in the only mbin mobile app in reply to a post that was related to mbin but not the app (directly, anyway) and jwr1, the guy who makes that app, responded asking what it was.

First image is from a film about a submarine…

Hmm, yes, the US Navy uses Linux on their nuclear subs, this is correct.

Second image is from a film about a lighthouse…

Lighthouses indeed have Windows.

Meme checks out, carry on.