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minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up103·1 year agoNot my software. No tests, no users, no bugs.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 year agosee Ivan? Dead code cannot have bugs
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoThe other day o spent a bunch of time carefully dissecting and then rewriting some code from the guy before me. Turns out that code was never used, he just didn’t remove it or comment it out. That was a good use of a couple hours.
minus-squareRailcar8095@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoOne of the new devs spent a week refactoring some code that was removed from main the same day he checked out. We told him to focus on a specific set of scripts, but he wanted to go there extra mile. Poor soul
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI’ve spent days on trivial mistakes so a couple of hours mean nothing to me
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoAh, we have a senior developer here!
minus-squareFauxLiving@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIt’s not a bug, it’s in production so it’s a feature
minus-squareranzispa@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoChangelog version 0.15.2 Fixed typo Addressed excessive memory usage Introduced the ability to retrieve password from memory
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoAdmirable. Me? No software, no bugs.
Not my software.
No tests, no users, no bugs.
see Ivan? Dead code cannot have bugs
The other day o spent a bunch of time carefully dissecting and then rewriting some code from the guy before me.
Turns out that code was never used, he just didn’t remove it or comment it out.
That was a good use of a couple hours.
One of the new devs spent a week refactoring some code that was removed from main the same day he checked out. We told him to focus on a specific set of scripts, but he wanted to go there extra mile. Poor soul
I’ve spent days on trivial mistakes so a couple of hours mean nothing to me
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helloworld(“print”)
Ah, we have a senior developer here!
It’s not a bug, it’s in production so it’s a feature
Changelog version 0.15.2
Admirable.
Me? No software, no bugs.