Most companies have too many managers, but my brain could honestly use a few. At work I’m always impressed with how the management people hear all the ramblings of my brain going vroooooooooom and then somehow manage to instantly plan it in an organized manner and clear the chaos. If one of them could, like, be in my brain and do that for the rest of my life it’d be great.

The other is the soulless gas station employee on nightshift.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious and I love it thank you