Forget St. Anger… THIS is the true thrash metal masterpiece! Every single person who shuns this album is an idiot who clearly knows NOTHING about thrash and was clearly born yesterday. Fucking posers.

This iconic legend of a song opens with the greatest most powerful death growls to ever grace my ears - and I’ve heard Six Feet Under! The sheer genius of Destruction is displayed as the powerful growls continue in complete silence, building tension.

When the instruments hit, I am completely covered in goosebumps every time. It can only be described as auditory bliss. Each instrument sings together in unison like nothing I’ve ever heard - and I’ve heard Hellhammer.

The raspy vocals truly dominate the listener like a silverback trying to prove its superiority. Trust me I know what I’m talking about, I listen to I’M THE MAN BY ANTHRAX!!!

Thrash needs to stop being so brutal. It’s just full of pretentious posers who think they can shred better than everyone else. Well I’ve got news for you! Take notes from The Least Successful Human Cannonball if you want to be more successful.

DROPS MIC

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    1 day ago

    Did you actually listen to it to write this? Impressive, im not sure I’ve ever tried